Post reblogged from BLIIP BLAAP with 2,178 notes
CG: THE POINT IS, IF YOU SEE HIM, WOULD YOU MIND SNAPPING HIS STUPID WAND IN HALF OR SOMETHING?
CG: AND THEN CHOKE HIM TO DEATH WITH HIS OWN SHITTY PRETENTIOUS SCARF.
CT: D —> Do I really have to
CG: GOD, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM NOW?
CT: D —> I’d prefer not to interact with him
CG: WHY
CT: D —> It’s primarily that his advances make me uncomfortable
CG: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
CG: I WOULD HIGH FIVE YOU IF IT WOULDN’T SHATTER EVERY BONE IN MY HAND.
CG: AND IF YOU DIDN’T SMELL TERRIBLE.
I swear, Karkat has the best pesterlogs.
Source: nutfound
I’m pretty sure, I’ve already reblogged this at some point, but